"Do I have any clean underwear?" says Magoo.
I stare at him for a moment and wonder how it is possible that he would think
that he lives in a world where he would have no clean underwear.
Seriously?
How did this irrational fear develop?
Why is his drawer so full that I can't stuff another pair of his man undies in there if I tried?
Oh, how I've tried.
I cleaned out his drawers and tossed out the oldies...the meltdown wasn't pretty.
Obviously the trauma was too much.
How can I expect him to feel safe and secure in his world with only 62 pairs to his name?
I have found the answer.
This amuses me to no end. Him, not so much.
If you also have a hubby with this disorder, you can find these thru Archie McPhee.
I'm ordering our friend Siggy for him, too.
The ONLY action figure that peers into the depths of your subconscious.
Time for an intervention.
too funny!
ReplyDeletei've been guilty of the same disorder - rummaging in my own undie drawer only to find 25 pair i didn't know existed - and who now have lost all their elasticity due to old age. :)
THAT is hysterical. I HAVE to get one of those dolls. MyHero works at the psych center you know---lol--and he has WAY more underwear than I do!!!! xo Diana
ReplyDeleteMy hubby.....it is his shoes. Now mind you, he wears a size 13. "Where are my shoes?" Me: have you looked in your closet? Him: "that isn't where I left them!!" Me (in my head) Really????!!!????
ReplyDeleteI have a Charles Dickens action figure. That is all.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the good laugh. My late sweetie had the underwear thing AND the size 13 shoe thing going on. He thought ragged, holey drawers "were just starting to get comfortable." haha And the shoes...don't even get me started about how many pairs of shoes he had, bless his heart. :)
ReplyDeleteTooo funny! Sounds like my hubby for sure. Can't throw anything away no matter how horrid the condition. Honestly he has more undies, sweaters and socks than I do.
ReplyDeleteArchie McPhee has so many useful things for sale! My friends got me the Crazy Cat Lady action figure a few years back. It's perfect.
ReplyDeleteAh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny! Loved this!
ReplyDeleteI tend to hold on to old undies, too, even when they are stretched out. There's this sense that I might need them some day. :-)
Hysterical!! and Reeeeeeediculous! Sam has asked me the same question. I asked him when, in our 23 years of marriage has he NOT had some clean underwear. His answer...probably sometime. Um no.
ReplyDeletetoo funny...and a little too true over here:) thanks for the smile, tina!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the morning chuckle over my cup of coffee :)
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ReplyDeleteTina,
ReplyDeleteall I have to say is.....to funny!
Rebecca
Love these Tina! I would get these for mine. What is it with men and their undies? Lol I would sell these at the store. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteSo funny. I'm getting these for all three of my boys. They all need it. Actually, I could probably use one too.
ReplyDeleteThis is spectacular!!!!! I must get some for Phil.
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